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PEASANTPORE: Fresh off his by-erection victory in Bukit Batok, Peasants' Representative Murali is raring to get started on his “ambitious agenda” in theory, viewing the result as “expected” as Batok's peasants kowtow to House of Lee.
“This proves if Ruler Loong fields the New Ah Meng at Batok, that Orang Utan will still win! Local peasants are gluttons for punishments,” said the 48-year-old wealthy lawyer and grassroots lackey who felt reassured of House of Lee's political power. “And I thank Batok peasants for their stupid gesture.”
Murali, 48, netted 14,428 or 61.2 per cent of the total votes cast on Saturday (May 7).
It was a easy erection fight that saw the Peasantpore Drama Party’s Drama Chee Ah Juan biting dust.
Asked about the nearly 12-percentage-point vote fall – even larger than that in the 2013 by-election, where the regime lost Punggol East – Murali said: “Lesser margin? Never mind, we got a hard core of stupid peasants who always kowtow to Ruler Loong five times daily.
“Got Jane Austen rebels say the LKY effect will wear off, well it is still good enough to convince stupid Batok peasants. The tough fight will be in 2020 but by then, House of Lee will have assets of billions invested overseas, winning or losing has no meaning to them.”
“Now peasants still have to watch me take home 15k peanuts to cook more curry.”
Posting on Facebook, Ruler Loong complemented Batok peasants whom he deemed wise to tremble and obey his edict”.
“I like to remind Jane Austen rebels that House of Lee is still all powerful in Peasantpore. If I say Murali must win, even Ya Sor or even Tua Pek Kong cannot say no,” said Ruler Loong.
Moneybags Tarman said he was “very concerned” with the result. “2020 will be a tough fight once the LKY effect wars off,” said the popular moneybag.
DRAMA CHEE "HELPED ME ARTICULATE PLANS BETTER"
At a press conference shortly after the official result was announced, lackey Murali thanked Drama Chee and the SDP for their screw ups.
“Drama Chee desperate to win at all cost, if they field The Thambay, they would have done better,” he said.
Minion in the Ruler Loong's Imperial Court, Gracie Fu Manchu assured peasants that punitive actions will be taken against those who dared to vote for Drama Chee. She will spend a few hours reviewing the videos of Drama Party supporters before sending them to ISD.
Lackey Murali added supporting House of Lee as a young activist is a profitable move.
“Our community see Prata Nathan as a good example, he joined the Kempeitai during WWII and after the Brits returned, we thought Prata Nathan gone liao but what happened? Prata Nathan flip prata and sarpok Comprador LKY, used his Kempeitai training to get rid of regime trouble makers. You never see Prata Nathan flip pratas again and he retired with wealth and honour. This proves you never go wrong sarpoking House of Lee,” said Lackey Murali.
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PEASANTPORE: Fresh off his by-erection victory in Bukit Batok, Peasants' Representative Murali is raring to get started on his “ambitious agenda” in theory, viewing the result as “expected” as Batok's peasants kowtow to House of Lee.
“This proves if Ruler Loong fields the New Ah Meng at Batok, that Orang Utan will still win! Local peasants are gluttons for punishments,” said the 48-year-old wealthy lawyer and grassroots lackey who felt reassured of House of Lee's political power. “And I thank Batok peasants for their stupid gesture.”
Murali, 48, netted 14,428 or 61.2 per cent of the total votes cast on Saturday (May 7).
It was a easy erection fight that saw the Peasantpore Drama Party’s Drama Chee Ah Juan biting dust.
Asked about the nearly 12-percentage-point vote fall – even larger than that in the 2013 by-election, where the regime lost Punggol East – Murali said: “Lesser margin? Never mind, we got a hard core of stupid peasants who always kowtow to Ruler Loong five times daily.
“Got Jane Austen rebels say the LKY effect will wear off, well it is still good enough to convince stupid Batok peasants. The tough fight will be in 2020 but by then, House of Lee will have assets of billions invested overseas, winning or losing has no meaning to them.”
“Now peasants still have to watch me take home 15k peanuts to cook more curry.”
Posting on Facebook, Ruler Loong complemented Batok peasants whom he deemed wise to tremble and obey his edict”.
“I like to remind Jane Austen rebels that House of Lee is still all powerful in Peasantpore. If I say Murali must win, even Ya Sor or even Tua Pek Kong cannot say no,” said Ruler Loong.
Moneybags Tarman said he was “very concerned” with the result. “2020 will be a tough fight once the LKY effect wars off,” said the popular moneybag.
DRAMA CHEE "HELPED ME ARTICULATE PLANS BETTER"
At a press conference shortly after the official result was announced, lackey Murali thanked Drama Chee and the SDP for their screw ups.
“Drama Chee desperate to win at all cost, if they field The Thambay, they would have done better,” he said.
Minion in the Ruler Loong's Imperial Court, Gracie Fu Manchu assured peasants that punitive actions will be taken against those who dared to vote for Drama Chee. She will spend a few hours reviewing the videos of Drama Party supporters before sending them to ISD.
Lackey Murali added supporting House of Lee as a young activist is a profitable move.
“Our community see Prata Nathan as a good example, he joined the Kempeitai during WWII and after the Brits returned, we thought Prata Nathan gone liao but what happened? Prata Nathan flip prata and sarpok Comprador LKY, used his Kempeitai training to get rid of regime trouble makers. You never see Prata Nathan flip pratas again and he retired with wealth and honour. This proves you never go wrong sarpoking House of Lee,” said Lackey Murali.
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